Hypothetical band names

Michael McWatters
2 min readFeb 23, 2016

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Maybe it was the delirium of working late again on another tragically doomed agency project. My cube-mate Graham said over his shoulder, “If we were in a punk band, we’d be called Agents of Oblivion.” I said, “Our album would be called Catastrophe Imminent.” He suggested we form a Journey cover band called Wheel in the Sky. I said I’d like to be in a German techno band called Particle Board.

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